Friday, July 13, 2018

Wine Connoisseur


Hints of dried wild fennel and charred plum, lifted by clove and purple-flower flavors, layers of quiet power and oak lie beneath the fruit, crisp green apple, leather, a gentle dusting of honeydew, loam, gingerbread, and dill on the nose, cardamom, baked licorice, and earthly minerality on the palate, mountain notes of sage, pencil shavings, cigar box, vanilla extract, crushed pepper, coconut, bay leaf. The dark palate offers black current, cocoa, light mint and crushed gravel on the finish, exotic marjoram, cucumber, roasted peanuts, lemon zest, freshly hewn wood, espresso, a light streak of caramel in the finish, infused with a dollop of mystery. Drink after 2020.

Tuesday, July 10, 2018

funny paint names [from swatches]




 
(photo: at The Last Bookstore)
Grandma’s Refrigerator (ochre)
Scarlet Past
Dog’s ear (pink)
Atomic Vomit Green
Confident Yellow
Wine Stain
Naughty Neutral
Dangerous Robot
No Need to Blush
Spooky
Untamed Orange
Infatuation
Sunken Ship
Baby’s Bottom
Lilting Laughter
Cellar Door
Louisiana Mud (dark red)
Hurricane Mist
Mink

Tuesday, July 3, 2018

GOOGLE Search Results piece


                               
                                                                               

How do I…
                …delete my snapchat?
                …love thee?
                …block my number?

How…
                …to tie a tie?
                …to boil eggs?
                …to get rid of ants?

What…
                …is gluten?
                …do turtles eat?
                …are capers?

Why…
                …is the sky blue?
                …won’t itunes download?
                …am I so tired?

Who…
                …do you love?
                …unfollowed me?
                …won The Bachelor season 3?

Where…
                …is my refund?
                …am I?
                …is Chuck Norris?

How can…
                …you mend a broken heart?
                …I make money?
                …I keep from singing?

Is…
                …Tupac alive?
                …today a holiday?
                …a tomato a fruit or a vegetable?
               
Are…
                …you the one?
                …mermaids real?
                …you smarter than a fifth grader?

Can…
                …I stream it for free?
                …you get pregnant on your period?
                …you feel the love tonight?